SATURDAY!!

Firstly , HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADONNA!!

Hey kids! I’m going out today to do my typical , pre-show whoring . Rick Emerson around 2pm…the Buzz tomorrow at 9 AM ..Newsletters , phonecalls …meanwhile I start the Storm Beautification Project , that is typical show prep . Yeah , yeah , we rehearse and stuff , duh , but the SBP takes me about 36 hours to complete … I mean each leg is three feet long and girthy, shaving em’ takes at least a day …it’s like shaving a whole pony. Speaking of farm animals, I gotta get my hoofs detailed , and it takes some doing to find someone who won’t run screaming from my size 12 Flinstone Flappers … then I gotta scrub off a few layers of dermis with a horse brush and some sea salt …sexy stuff I know . Then the horror of picking an outfit . I don’t even want to think about it too much …. Being a girl takes quite a bit of doing when you gotta be all hot on stage . Just remember , I’m doing it all FOR YOU .

So in case you haven’t heard :

STORM AND THE BALLS AT THE WONDER BALLROOM THIS SATURDAY , AUGUST 18TH WITH SPECIAL GUESTS KLEVELAND AND CASTELLA !!!

Get there early , people , I wants to see youz!
See you out there ,
xoStorm

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