The boys and I had an amazing time spreading that Christmas cheer all over there and way up in here. As a gift of thanks and love to you all, Greg/Buddy/Cinq étoiles Eklund made a lovely Christmas video from our gigs and various escapades. Please share and enjoy.
IMPORTANT NOTE TO THOSE WHO WERE SNOWED IN AND COULD NOT COME TO THE SECOND ORDEAL SHOW AT REVOLUTION HALL IN PORTLAND:
We have a list, and will check it twice, and soon you’ll get given some naughty yet nice.
Jimmy Jamms Beaton and I will put together a small intimate show, free for the folks who got stuck, and cheap for any others we can get in. Date and venue TBD. You will also get your own video of backstage clips and quips soon, it will be exclusively yours alone to watch and share first. We won’t make it public til you all have enjoyed it.
Please write us back (email@example.com) if you missed the show and haven’t yet gotten on the list. (If you’ve already emailed firstname.lastname@example.org, don’t fret. You’re on the list.)
In closing. 2016 can lick my balls. The year was a relentless barrage of tough love and excruciating loss for most of us. May I encourage all of you to take the pain and frustration, sorrow and rage, and use whatever resources you have to transform it into more gratitude, compassion, peace and light. Don’t roll your eyes at me fucknuts….I’m serious. With any breath in our lungs and any sparkle we can scrape up, we are the light. We are powerful. We are love.
So march on Christmas Boners. We will see you out there.