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Even tho I’ve already been seeing back to school ads (DAMN YOU , TARGET!!) It’s still summer to me . I’ve only just unpacked from being on tour for , basically 14 months . I’M HOME . IT’S SUMMER . I’M GONNA GET NEKKID AND SPILL
BBQ SAUCE ALL OVER MYSELF , JUMP INTO A RIVER , BLASTING AC/DC FROM MY CRAPPY BOOMBOX , HOLDING TIGHT TO MY ICE COLD FREAKIN’ BEER WHILE I PROCLAIM ” HALLE-FRIKKIN’-LUJAH!!!!! ” INTO THE HOT, LAZY SUNLIT SUMMER-NESS OF AUGUST .

Can I get a boo-ya? Thank you .

OK , news :
How do you like the new look of our MySpace ?!
Thanks to my incredibly talented friend Phoenix ,
and , of course , Webdaddy .

THE BALLS PLAY THEIR LAST SHOW EVER….. until next year .
Next Saturday , August 18th at the Wonder Ballroom . Come in
your summer duds and sweet little outfits and sweat em’ off with
your Balls before we get tucked away for a long while .

Please enjoy your Summer like a drunk kid with everything to live for and nothing to lose …and HALLE-FRIKKEN-LUJAH!!!

See you out there ,
xoStorm